If youre well-educated, you will find a great job in Miami. jeje806 var output = ''; says: 26. 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Most South American Countries pretty much speak the same language ? says: Can we find anyone whos actually ARTICULATE to defend Miami? Sure our city has beautiful beaches and tons of entertainment - it is a great tourist spot - but for those of us who LIVE here it is crummy. Large fleet of new motor coaches, tour buses, and luxury vans. The Spanish speaking is a deal killer. var l=new Array(); But for me, it was about the insentient attitude toward Latinos and a lack of imagination/motivation from Government in creating foreigner programs that help newcomers to not only make them embrace the American culture but also see the positive aspects of becoming a real American and respecting the flag. However, be careful, because an individual douchebag can meet the criteria for different types (they're sort of like Pokemon that way), and some douches are their own unique type of douche in that they just can't be classified. what in the world is he referring to? says: I lived in South Florida for years and planning on moving back. Bottle Service is for Douchebags and Suckers They pass the property to their children. ), 9th in most unequal cities: GQ: America's 25 Douchiest Colleges | GQ var l=new Array(); Im coming back HOME!!!! [CDATA[ var l=new Array(); else output += unescape(l[i]); (9) He can make you pregnancy. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_wlTAKJN8DJ').innerHTML = output; I EVEN SEE SOME OF THEM REWRITING WHAT I WROTE ON THE NET. See more. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_qDEF7nI59m').innerHTML = output; I mean, look at all these spell selling trolls just on this blog alone. Am I right or am I right? says: FrankR: You are making the assumption that the people that are defending Miami have never left. Everyone is playing games and trying to one-up each other. Or being stuck inside due to some monsoon rain, because once it starts raining there, it rains alllll day.. Then starts again the next day. About a month ago I decided to donate a large collection of my books in print (I have since converted to digital books) to the local library for young minds to enjoy and in doing so the librarian gave me the rudest look as if I was bothering him for donating my books to his library! Also lot of them deal drugs. Gigi but my favorite thing about Miami Floridas this, in Miami you can wake up on the East Coast and watch the sunrise. says: My Name is Bachchan Scott .I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called . There are ZERO coffee shops, or even regular bars for that matter. 11- We A/C everything.- Yes idiot, because its HOT. } var output = ''; my husband was going out with her after two nunya (7) If you want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. Home of: The Blue-Blazer Douche. It is truly one of the most ignorant cities you will ever experience.. (12) if your work refuse to pay you, people owing you?. THE MOBILE IS +2348097302201. (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever. but I miss Miami. I used to hate Miami, until I got a position in DC. $('#large_box_link').fancyZoom(); Hispanic is not one and the same, there are many continents, nationalities under the hispanic concept, that includes central, north, south america, and including the iberian peninsula of Portugal and Spain. Leave us alone here in our own jungle! //]]> I still didnt believe, but inside me i wanted to give a try and as God will have it, i used the spell solution he gave me and the next day I received a call from my darling husband Thomas last month. And to the readers who loved this article so much GTFO. All I know is that Im glad as you are that we cant run into each other on the internet. Its kinda like the joke, how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Miami- more than most. 09/26/2014. As a Cuban-American born and raised in Miami, I can identify the difference in the Venezuelan, Colombian, Brazilian, and the rest of the Hispanic nations cultures that have made their way to Miami. Trashy stories, trashy glamour, all things fake, plastic, and downright trashy, low-class, no-class, white trash, bimbos, and damn proud. Nothing runs on time This becomes infuriatingly clear the first time you arrive on time for dinner starving - and have to wait an hour and a half until everyone else shows up. Karlene R else output += unescape(l[i]); Move elsewhere. Still, I can find places outside and commute. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_T5s07GqZOt').innerHTML = output; @Gigi, I am American, and I am very serious!! var l=new Array(); It has retained its status as the number one cruise/passenger port in the world for well over two decades accommodating the largest cruise ships on the planet. } Good for you that you love your city- moms love their retarded children too, but it still doesnt make them less retarded. Ive come to really miss the craziness of Miami and even thought LA is supposedly 75% Hispanic it really doesnt feel like it and being that I am Hispanic ( Cuban born) and have lived in another major US city ( NYC) there nothing like being in a city where you dont feel like a second class Citizen now I can see if your not Latin this would not be the case. Huge influx of illegal spanish immigrants brought corruption to this city. says: They say the people make the City. High crime, medicare and auto insurance fraud have consequences that accrue on other individuals. Were ranked 4th in the world according to the last UBS report in terms of domestic buying power. As for for the author, Im sure you consider yourself a big shot for feeling you have the power to write such an article insulting this city and its locals. I am planning on moving to Miami next November. http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/stress1.aspx. You say you are industrious, but we all know that when you hear of a successful Cuban it arises suspicious. What does that mean down in Miami? [CDATA[ Much love to the world, Chris. Fast people who dont care Lunatics out there! They came from a 3rd world banana republic, so to them, ignorant Miami is a paradise.. And they confine themselves to Miami because its dumb-friendly, and they feel normal there. I rarely respond to comments on this piece, but MAN you hit it head on. Miami Chonga says: I am rican, I am American by birth and dont have to speak english to be call american. The Experimenter (15) Stop your marriage or relationship from breaking apart. Miami has the highest violent crime rate in our study as well as one of the highest property crime rates. WebTravel with Miami Beach 411 Today! This article, although is probably meant to be funny but unfortunately its spot on. Everyone who sits behind a steering wheel in the City is a fucking lunatic on a murderous rampage. Don't take your TV as fact. You have to drive like a maniac to survive Everyone in Miami knows the slowest way to get from Point A to Point B is by following all the traffic laws. Perhaps you will realize what a cesspool of crap Miami is compared to the rest of the world. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Commonsense told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me People here are SO entitled it makes me sick. ) or call +2348169207857. Which is vastly untrue. says: Jobs are not scarce you just have to be there kind of people, that is the problem, they wont admit it but they discriminate. says: I dont care where youre from, Miami is filled with morons. At that moment, i didnt know if to kill myself or to kill him but the button line is that if i was going to kill anyone it was going to be me because i was so much in love with him to even think of thinking to hurt him. NAJ says: Too hot Thats not exactly sexy- and Im talking at night. The posts about spell casters are just more evidence that Miami is an embarrassingly ridiculous third-world country all of its own. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 108';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 101';l[17]=' 112';l[18]=' 115';l[19]=' 107';l[20]=' 99';l[21]=' 97';l[22]=' 98';l[23]=' 120';l[24]=' 101';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 105';l[27]=' 119';l[28]='>';l[29]='\"';l[30]=' 109';l[31]=' 111';l[32]=' 99';l[33]=' 46';l[34]=' 108';l[35]=' 105';l[36]=' 97';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 103';l[39]=' 64';l[40]=' 108';l[41]=' 108';l[42]=' 101';l[43]=' 112';l[44]=' 115';l[45]=' 107';l[46]=' 99';l[47]=' 97';l[48]=' 98';l[49]=' 120';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 110';l[52]=' 105';l[53]=' 119';l[54]=':';l[55]='o';l[56]='t';l[57]='l';l[58]='i';l[59]='a';l[60]='m';l[61]='\"';l[62]='=';l[63]='f';l[64]='e';l[65]='r';l[66]='h';l[67]='a ';l[68]='<'; He didnt look at it before saying, that he is seeing someone and he know that i just found out about it. every time i read the comments. Miami is a melting pot of douchebags. Maye Jibjab Those of us who actually live in Miami (not South Beach) understand that Miami is not the place to be! Party Others are upsetting and very insulting. Miami Miami doesnt need any of you or your trash talk. [CDATA[ 8. jdiaz349 Miami has the best weather, diversified people, cultural places to visit, beautiful beaches, restaurants, shopping and It doesnt snow. says: Miami has good and bad likeanywhere else. But talking/joking about Blacks or Jews is taboo! >saw author named Meltzer Miami was a wonderful place when I was young but the Mariel Cubans, Haitians and other undesirables made it hell on earth. //]]> When you understand that we are all citizens of the world , youll understand we all live in the same god damn planet , and besides all apparent differences, we are just like each other and we need each other. 16. Susiecd Monica If you have such problem or similar to this, please contact him on his email . ( Disclaimer: For all of the good Anglos out there, dont be offended by my apparent bigotry. 0-for-2 there, Jules. I am not racsist either just stating the truth. No way you can do a stunt like that and dont get a fine on the next day. var l=new Array(); >chuckled to myself, Another poor white guy venting about how frustrated he is living in a place that doesnt look and feel like the midwest or dirty south. People dont buy that fake flaunting claim anymore of Cubans being successful and rich. For those who hate Miami so much and want to leave, I sincerely hope you do because Miami doesnt welcome small-minded and conceited people. Heck, I even like Cuban food and Salsa dancing and got a B+ in 12th grade Spanish! To wrap this up, my 2012 Lexus convertible is purchased not leased, i dont speak spanish, and I never plan on moving. says: Golden: You sound pissed in spite of having a sense of humor. We were happy no matter what were doing in Miami Beach. Everything involves drinking You know youve lived here too long when you start pregaming ballet recitals. And if you dont like Miami, well, theres always Tulsa. 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You are a despicable person. Wish us all luck only we can make it a better place even if it is the capital of Latin America. Ex Husband He even gave me 10,000USD as a means of compensating me. says: I was born and raised in Miami, 30 years. A communist. UDUKA once again, if you want to reach him via email:(. By the way, why is it everytime I come home for X-mas and go to a gym around my parents house in Kendall, all the young people, b/w 18-30 talk in Cubanaso? for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ You can decide if you want to guess if there is addition unemployed off the books as Miami has a HUGE black market economy relative to other cities. After wringing out tons of comments not only here but in other places I felt moved to sputter to say that is not about the culture but the Government. are u retarded?? if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Yes, NYC is ridiculous, San Fran, etc. The Generation's Ten Douchiest Films You should go to live on Mars for being a misfit. (2) If you want to be promoted in your office. There arent many book stores in Miami. Your arguement is invalid & your writing is fucking shitty. Because Miami is fun, if its for you, stay, if not just move on and let those who love it enjoy what they have. Anyone who has spent at least one day in Miami knows how much things cost. says: Proud Miamian I know Spanish, I just refuse to speak it because I will not accommodate the morons I see every day who dont know English like they are supposed to. Amazing weather. E.T.C, Contact them on their email on . I just stared spitting my time between LA and Miami (Brickell) and really like the area. People dont buy that fake flaunting claim anymore of Cubans being successful and rich. Become a member to support the independent voice of South Florida The guys, all muscle heads, gods gift to women, the bigger, the more expensive or faster car, made them look like the man, but it kept most in the poor house, because they could barely afford it, but put on a show and they get instant gratification on order. [CDATA[ In the 2011 report, Miami ranks as one of the least safe driving cities, landing at number 180 on the list. Press J to jump to the feed. says: Its all true! By rule when a Cuban is an employer or business owner that is an immediate red flag to NOT make business with them. Cuban Pete You probably say that because you surround yourself with idiots. Places like that are by rule reserved for real rich American whites and Jews the real SILENT owners of Miami. Far too many people in Miami have been in the U.S. for over 10 years and they are still functionally illiterate in the English language. says: Saying Miami is not diverse is absoultely wrong. var l=new Array(); There are several S. American countries that value education and we rarely have a problem getting these students to perform well, but the flip side holds many Hispanic cultures that do not revere education. I know what it is like, good and bad. calories in porridge with semi skimmed milk what is the least crowded beach in georgia? Furthermore, when I was referring to the lack of literacy in Miami it was the English speaking graduates that frustrate me the most. I also miss hearing Spanish being spoken and Latin radio stations playing from peoples cars. //]]> Therefore, these blended diverse cultures, for lack of a better identification process, are ALL Hispanic. 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Data is a few years old, but can we then conclude the problem has magically resolved istself? 27. [CDATA[ Style consists of wearing sunglasses indoors at night, and designer baggy jeans with holes in them. About blood shed, war is always going to be in history that is just how it is. 19. And gotta love the comments by all the butt hurt hispanics on here. I am really short of words and joy, and i dont know how much to convey my appreciation to you MOTHER ESANGO you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is her emailMaluma Takes Aim at Douchebags in New Single, HP Its not the same but if someone was expecting you to be somewhere why fuck should I have to wait because you have poor planning skills?!?! Please consider the entire Gold Coast if you want to move to South Florida. If you are thinking of moving to South Florida, and you embrace diversity, you will be most welcome here. +2347052958531. 3. [CDATA[ If you are so educated as you boast perfectly understand Spanish as I understood your English and people of Miami no difficulty communicating in several languages. People DO leave. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didnt call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back.So Amazing!! Miami may have a large Spanish speaking population, but that doesnt imply that its not an American city. People migrating here and NOT wanting to do what it takes to live here. Long story short, you pack your rotten luggage with you, and wherever you land, you will still be left with you. Miami //Miami: The Superficial Capital of the World (fit in, how much says: Hello every body. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ No one here is racist against Hispanics- The Cubans of yesterday were sophisticated, classy, educated people like Ricky Ricardo. You Probably Won't Listen, But You Can't Say You Weren't Warned. Miami: The Tropical Latino Jersey Shore However in terms of employment - yes - typically employers underpay their workers and demand twice the work (if youre lucky to find a job, and if you do, you wont be paid fairly).Typically you will find jobs in the fine dining or hospitality industry - unless you are a really attractive stripper then you will make lots of cash here. var l=new Array(); Two wrongs dont make a right. . if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 "apple watch" as the new gold standard in douchebag detection. ET. A small circle of educated friends is NOT the majority of the city. The Atlanta Hawks will take on the Miami Heat on 3/4/23. Keeping this in mind, things arent going to change here any time soon. The sad thing for immigrants who dont speak English in the Greater-Miami area is that they cant live where its more affordable to live because the farther you get from Miami the more English you have to know to get by. He begged me further so I decided to try this great spell caster called DR SALOBA. Talking about transplants, immigrants are the transplants not the Americans that live here and want to move around within their own states!!!!!