17. So I take the tank, drop it right off at the generals palace, drop it at his feet. Wakanda forever! Whatever your graduate's next phase entails, it's time to send them off with a . Even with a talking tree nobody in the audience can understand, this film brought a lot of hilarity. Im listening.Dr. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?Rocket Raccoon:Well he dont know talkin good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I and am and Groot, exclusively in that order.Peter Quill:Well I tell you what, thats gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud., Peter Quill:Here you go. Nope, that's worse. Stephen Strange:1975, Beautiful Loser, side A. Yeah. Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?, Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny., Thor:I thought humans were more evolved than this.Nick Fury:Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?, Bruce Banner:I dont think we should be focusing on Loki. 4 / 25 PHOTO: FACEBOOK.COM/MARVELSTUDIOSCANADA Captain America on sacrifices 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man Youre trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?Drax:You look exactly alike!Rocket:*Ones blue! Still, its the MCU, and there will always be jokes, so here are the funniest lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. You." Anthony T. Hincks. Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. Its truly brillian[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms into a skiff piloted by Fandral]Fandral:[laughing]I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!Loki:You lied to me! 16. Touch it, give it a kiss.. And you dont have a phone.Thor:No, I dont have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. In Iron Man 2, Tony Stark seems to be convinced that he can save the world on his own, and he has no interest in joining Nick Fury at S.H.I.E.L.D. Hes big now.Captain America:I guess thats the signal.Falcon:Way to go, Tic Tac!Iron Man:Give me back my Rhodey., Spider-Man:[after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up]Are those carbon fiber wings?Falcon:Is this stuff coming out of you?, Falcon:[after being trapped by Spider-Man]I dont know if youve been in a fight before, but theres usually not this much talking.Spider-Man:All right, sorry. "Children want the same things we want. Where is WandaVision Filmed? Suns getting real low. A Full List of WandaVision Filming Locations! I took it too far. [ smiles ]" " James 'Bucky' Barnes: Don't do anything stupid until I come back. "Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent . Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. [Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]Thor:But not the screams of the dead, of course. Please! The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. Oh, wait a second, its me! Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. Call your mother. Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. [Imitating Banner]Im into numbers and science and stuff., Thor:Youre not even listening! It was always me, Tony, right from the start! I can help! Guy never tells me anything.. I fix stuff., [Pepper uses a repulsor on Killian]Tony Stark:Honey?Pepper Potts:Oh my god that was really violent, Aldrich Killian:No more false faces You said you wanted the Mandarin? Ill be there at 11., Rhodey:[standing by Starks airplane]Three hours! 13. [Yondu hands the ornament to Groot. Arent you the cutest looking thing? "Puny God" - Hulk (to Loki) If you're a huge fan of Hulk, you'd know that "Hulk smash" and "you bad friend" are not the only iconic lines from the alter ego of Bruce Banner. You could get hit by a truck tomorrow." Timothe Chalamet "Don't allow people to dim your shine because they are. The adults are talking.Dr. Sorry, I cant remember anybodys names., Bruce Banner:Whos Scott?Steve Rogers:Ant-Man.Bruce Banner:Theres an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?, Okoye:When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.TChalla:What did you imagine?Okoye:The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks., [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]Bruce Banner:[laughs with joy]You guys are so screwed now!, Steve Rogers: New haircut? Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. [At-Lass clamps a muzzle on Goose]Nick Fury:Its a cat, not Hannibal Lecter. Youre wearing Ravager garb.Peter Quill:This is just an outfit, man. Volstagg:If you even think about betraying himLoki:Youll kill me? The latter challenges the former to a duel, insisting that the only way she can prove . Follow your heart/dreams. I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. Stephen Strange:Yeah.Dr. Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? Threat: High. Stay here. Christine Palmer:Where have you been?Dr. Funny Quotes. Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.". When Jane discovered the aether she was finally reunited with Thor, and even got to visit Asgard. [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]Drax:Where did you learn to do that?Peter Quill:Im pretty sure the answer is: I am Groot. Itll be Draxs.Drax:[laughs]I have famously huge turds., Nebula:[sneering]Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy!Gamora:Its Guardian! And how do you know about my daily routine? Or if you wanna blow up moons.Gamora:No ones blowing up moons.Rocket Raccoon:You just wanna suck the joy out of everything., Gamora:Im a warrior, an assassin. Theodore Roosevelt. [Rocket and the Ravagers all fall around laughing], Taserface:[Holding a knife to Rockets throat after having his name being made fun of]New plan! Tom Swanson. The setup: Iron Man is ready to deploy his secret weapon in the stand-off against Captain America and is cohorts. I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. 5. No! Brother, youre going to do GREAT here., Thor:[aboard the Commodore]Where are the weapons?Valkyrie:There arent any! You kiss your mother with that mouth?, Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark]That man has no respect for lawn maintenance.. Louisa May Alcott Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. Nooo!, Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!, [talking about Mjolnir]Thor:Quite unique. [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] Agreed., [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]Nick Fury:Sir, Im gonna have to ask you to exit the donut., Justin Hammer:[about Christine Everhart]Shes actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. Like. Arnim Zola:What is in it?Col. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? I meant trash panda. Stephen Strange:Im sorry, Im confused as to the relationship here. Give me a little something-something. "You can't blame gravity for falling in love.". No! It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. Im sorry did I just mishear you or did you just agree with me?Black Widow:Oh I want to take it back now.Iron Man:No, no no. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. [Kaecilius and his Zealots are sucked into the Dark Dimension]Dr. Stephen Strange:Yeah, you know, you really should have stolen the whole book because the warnings The warnings come after the spells. [At-Lass scans Fury]Kree Computer:Species: Human Male. And if I tear myself in half, dont come back for me.Bucky Barnes:Hes gonna tear himself in half?Captain America:You sure about this, Scott?Ant-Man:I do it all the time. Thank you!Ego:Its not half bad., Drax:I thought Yondu was your father.Peter Quill:What? College isn't the place to go for ideas. [Natasha throws Sitwell off the roof]Natasha Romanoff:Oh, wait. While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. Protector of the Nine Realms.Jane Foster:[chastened]Oh. Humor Quotes 41.5k Philosophy Quotes 27.5k God Quotes 25k Inspirational Quotes Quotes 24.5k Truth Quotes 22.5k Wisdom Quotes 22k Poetry Quotes 20.5k Romance Quotes 20k Death Quotes 18.5k Happiness Quotes 18k Hope Quotes 17k I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.Peter Parker:Please stop saying Tingle, May., Flash Thompson:[about Mysterio]Hes all right. Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. 2. Thor:Let me know if he bothers you again, okay? Albert Einstein. Steve Rogers ( Chris Evans) "I can do this all day." Steve Rogers "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance." Steve Rogers to Peggy Carter ( Hayley Atwell) "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.". Youve been to space., Nick Fury:Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Except, it sucks. It separates who you are from who you can be. [he sees hes free of his ankle monitor]Luis:[at Scotts house, he startled to see a giant ant on the couch]Whoa! No, wait, whatd he look like hopping around?Peter Quill:I had to transfer him 30,000 units!Rocket Raccoon:[chittering laughter], Peter Quill:Yeah, Ill have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.Drax:DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.Peter Quill:Its just a metaphor, dude.Rocket Raccoon:His people are completely literal. . Youre not gonna like it. Listen, buddy, if you dont log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement youre hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Will that be all?, Rhodey:Hey Tony.Tony Stark:Im sorry. Whether it's "Did we just become best friends?" or "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands," there's likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you. Or Aristotle. 12. Monica: "That was me.". Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! Youre not my friend.Thor:No, no, no. Me.Dr. Everybody has something that he wishes was not the way it is." - Stan Lee 3. 3. "You are graduating from. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? [lifts his hand up]Show meHope Van Dyne:[punches Scott in the face, knocking him down]Thats how you punch., Hope Van Dyne:[to Scott]Alright, princess. Internet, so helpful. It would pull me off the ground, into the air and I would fly., [the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]Thor:YES! Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. Its not. Can you believe it? Yondu was the guy who abducted me, kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.Ego:[shocked]Eat you?Peter Quill:Yeah.Ego:Oh, that son of a bitch!, Peter Quill:Well, you may not be mortal, but meEgo:No, Peter death will remain a stranger to both of us, as long as the light burns within the planet.Peter Quill:Im immortal?Ego:Mmm-hmm.Peter Quill:Really?Ego:Yes! Groot examines it, confused, then places it on his head]Yondu:What? Its pretty freaky, but its safe. Stan Lee. [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? Fearless, bold, confident, caring. How long has that been going on?Clint Barton:Has what?Laura:[laughs]You are so cute.Clint Barton:Nat and and Banner?Laura:Ill explain when youre older. So you joined a cult.Dr. - Gossip Girl. As far as Im concerned, thats Americas ass., Steve Rogers: [Rogers looks at his past self, who is lying face-down, unconscious]Hes right. Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. You know, like the Marvelettes? Elfheim, Nilfheim?Darcy:[frightened, pulls out a taser]New Mexico?Thor:You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon? Like Adele? 36 Funny Graduation Quotes to Make Your Recent Grad Smile "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Leah Hall Updated: May 10, 2021. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. Luckily his youthful charm brought us plenty of laughs though! [in English]After your questioning, we will take him back to Wakanda with us.Everett K. Ross:What? Everything's always ending. [Rocket looks around in confusion]Rocket:Is that better?Drax:I dont know.Peter Quill:[snickering]Its worse. Ill give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap., Nick Fury:Hey there. 7 "It Doesn't Take X-Ray Vision To See You Are Up To No Good." DC Universe Online (2011) This Superman quote from DC Universe Online is a fun play on the hero's powers and the ability to see right from wrong all at once. Stephen Strange:For what? Can I go show my friends?, Scott Lang:Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life, your fianc is an ass-hat.Maggie Lang:Hes not an ass-hat.Paxton:Hey, watch your language. that it's imperceptible. Were family. [Wong remains silent]Come on! Banner? Find your passion. Benjamin Franklin. [catches Drax]Peter Parker:I got you! Oscar Wilde. My bad., Spider-Man:[after taking down Giant-Man]Whoa, no, Im not done, Ive gotta get him back!Iron Man:Youre going home, or Im calling Aunt May! Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. Comeptetion between marvel and dc. If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!, Thor:You betray me, Ill kill you. "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.". "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. "I have nothing to prove to you." (Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel ) What looked to be a climactic one-on-one showdown between Carol Danvers and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel was resolved in quite a different way than we're used to seeing in the MCU. "Nobody has a perfect life. "Love can be defined with one word. No ones gonna recognize us.Scott Lang:What, because of hats and sunglasses? Why, did you hear something?, Steve Rogers: You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?Wanda Maximoff:Yeah, the red one? He was a freak accident, the goal is to do it better!Sparr: So Banner was the only [knocked unconscious from behind]Emil Blonsky: Ahh, shes an annoying bitch, isnt she?Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?!. Im being threatened!, Steve Rogers:Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark:Funny things are., Steve Rogers:Are you nuts?Tony Stark:Jurys out., Steve Rogers:Lets start with that stick of his. Plan your future. But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Ha! You refused.Dr. Pay attention. Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. [Tony sees Maya for the first time since their one-night stand in Switzerland]Tony Stark:Please dont tell me theres a 12-year-old kid in the car that Ive never met.Maya Hansen:Hes 13. These Are The 23 Funniest Lines From The Marvel Films And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise Let's relive the good times one last time. Thought we wouldnt notice. Its savage, chaotic, lawless. 15. Time loops! brandon miller real estate developer net worth red carpet inn corporate office phone number supermarkets manchester city centre shaker heights country club fireworks . Its brilliant Thor! Think for yourself. Look, I like you, a lot. "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be something bigger". Okay., Nick Fury:[on Ultron]Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!, Natasha Romanoff:[after kissing Bruce Banner]I adore you [suddenly pushes him off cliff]but I need the Other Guy., Ultron:Youre unbelievably nave.Vision:Well, I was born yesterday., Steve Rogers:Fury, you son of a bitch.Nick Fury:Oooh!